Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What are you doing. What. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER.
  • Me: Why are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: is that a cop? No.
  • Me: THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
18.Sep.14 12 hours ago
18.Sep.14 12 hours ago

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

(via brickbibrick)

18.Sep.14 12 hours ago

nancydrewofficial:

i need a black widow movie. i need a 16 yr old natalia romanova assassinating foreign diplomats while music from the russian ballet plays in the background. its 2014. im so angry

(via brickbibrick)

18.Sep.14 12 hours ago

ohitsdanny:

To install iOS 8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps and photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.

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18.Sep.14 12 hours ago
18.Sep.14 14 hours ago

emilyandali:

can we just acknowledge mcgonagall’s face here?

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"what a fucking nerd."

(via youre-cute-lets-mate)

18.Sep.14 15 hours ago
18.Sep.14 15 hours ago
18.Sep.14 15 hours ago

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

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18.Sep.14 15 hours ago